As far as your anti-bullying-campaign goes, you are one of the biggest bullies I have ever met in my entire life and you will apologize! You're not just apologizing to me, you're apologizing to these people for being one of the biggest hypocrites I have ever seen in my entire life. I know, Vince McMahon doesn't apologize, right? But you will apologize to me for suspending me last week. The last thing that this contract states is that you apologize to me. Those are just a few of many new perks that my lawyers have added to the contract. And one last thing, the main event WrestleMania being John Cena against your buddy Dwayne - that's The Rock for nobody who watches bad Disney movies - you can still have that little fantasy, but the match I will compete in at WrestleMania will be the main event. You can call it 'The Chaperone 2', except minorly funny and entertaining and successful. I want WWE films to immedialtely start production on 'CM Punk - the Movie'. Look at that, I just made you a million dollars at ice cream sales. I want everything with my face on it, number being I want you to bring back the WWE ice cream bars. I want cups, posters, spoons, knives, forks, shoes, socks. I want my face on the Titantron, I want my face on these turnbuckles. Provison #1: For a superstar such as myself first class travel is not good enough. Because if you don't, I'll find the nearest paper shredder, I'll throw this contract in there and sunday I'll leave with your WWE championship. Vince, I'll kick you in the nuts and you'll smile at me and like it, and show me some respect. Did you already look at this? Because this is actually provision #1. You people want this to go down in public? You wanna hear a couple of new perks?"ĬM Punk: "He said 'Don't push me'. You say you don't think contractual things shouldn't happen in public? Let's ask the WWE Universe. I do think you should know about a couple of new perks I've added to it. Vince McMahon: "Hey come on, I've got everything in here you wanted."ĬM Punk: ".'cause my lawyers looked over your contract, Vince and frankly it just wasn't up to par, so I had them draw up a new one I have it right here. hey, come on, you've went open this sucker up, let's open it up, okay?"ĬM Punk: "By all means. That's why we have all these provisions in here, just like you asked for, right? I mean, is this right, Phil? I can call you Phil, right? I mean, come on, hey. somehow you're able to win the championship from John Cena and walk out of Chicago with my title. First of all to make you a rich man, which you already are, and secondly, I really couldn't live with myself if, in fact, somehow, on the last day of your existitng contract. I simply want you to sign the contract for the right reasons. Vince McMahon: "My faith or lack of faith in John Cena has nothing to do with this. Vince McMahon: "Yeah, let's hear it for Vince!"ĬM Punk: "What a maneuver! Look at you, you're really gonna go through it, aren't you? For somebody who's always been so pro-John Cena I figured you come out wearing one of his ridiculous red t-shirts and had the arm bands on, but looking at you now, I can tell you have zero faith in John Cena come this sunday, which I clearly don't blame you." Nonetheless, sign it."ĬM Punk: "Look at you! Ladies and gentlemen, the chairman of the board, Vincent Kennedy McMahon." You'll find everything here in order, your attorneys have been through it numerous times, including that little provision that you want your own collector's cup. I think you'll find everything in this contract Punk, your attorneys. they got the punk part, right? Come on, let's get this over with. He is a punk, but nonetheless, come out, CM Punk! I wonder what CM stands for. CM Punk - I can't even pronounce his name. contract should not be negotiated, with all due respect, in public. Well if John Cena last week publicly stewing out of the mouth or if CM Punk wanna have a public negotiation. But the primary aspect of this whole thing is rather something that there was supposed to be some sort of public negotiation. I could just never ever do anythig like that. If imagine myself on my hands and knees and someone drops their trousers and shows me the big moon, and. Vince McMahon: "Thank you! Thank you very much! I'm Vince McMahon, dammit, let's hear it! Those of you who actually think I will join the CM Punk Kiss-My-Ass-Club, I hope you're not gonna be disappointed, that's defintely not gonna happen.
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